# Funny t-shirt ideas about someone you know

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Updated: 2026-10-24

The funniest shirts aren't jokes anyone could wear. They're about one person, and the people who know them get it.

**Short answer:** Take a format everyone recognises and fill it with one specific person: their nutrition label, a safety sign about their habit, something they actually said with the date, or the fake college of their worst trait. Keep it to a few words and print it big.

## The picks

1. [Nutrition Facts](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/facts/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): Your person as a nutrition label, on the format everyone reads without thinking. Twenty-eight starting labels, every row editable.
2. [Fair Warning](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/warning/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): A safety sign about the one thing everyone should know about them, with a pictogram and a signal word.
3. [Overheard](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/overheard/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): Something they actually said, with who and when. Six looks, from a big serif quote to a deposition transcript.
4. [Alma Mater](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/varsity/) (Crewneck, hoodie or tee): A college sweatshirt from a school named after their worst habit.
5. [Defined](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/defined/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): Their name, or a word you made up for them, as a dictionary entry with a pronunciation and numbered definitions.
6. [Fake Local](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/local/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): Merch from the business they'd obviously run: Gary's Bait & Regret, est. the year they were born.
7. [Shirt Says](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/says/) (Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie): Already have the words? Eight layouts that make two or three lines look designed.

## Start from a format

A format everyone knows does half the joke; you just change the words:

- A nutrition label for your dad: serving size 1 dad, dad jokes 400%, asking for directions 0%.
- A warning sign: WARNING, will talk about his smoker.
- A quote with the receipt: "I'm not yelling, this is just my voice." Mom, Thanksgiving 2024.
- A college sweatshirt: University of Overthinking, Department of Snacks.

## Or just type it

If you already have the line, set it big. Short lines, one idea, a punchline at the end. [Shirt Says](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/says/) lays it out in eight looks so it reads as designed, not typed.

## What doesn't print

Big brand names, famous people, slurs and sexual terms don't print anywhere; Alma Mater also refuses real schools, and Shirt Says well-known slogans. Mild swearing is fine. Every site checks as you type and tells you what to change.

## Questions people ask

### What shirts can these go on?

A classic tee, a heavyweight tee, a ringer, a long sleeve, a crewneck or a hoodie, in a shortlist of colours each.

### Can I put a swear word on a shirt?

Yes, mild ones print. Slurs and sexual terms don't.

### Can I use a line from a movie or a song?

Please don't: lyrics and film lines belong to someone. Shirt Says refuses the best-known slogans and catchphrases, but your own line is better anyway.

## Or just make one

- [Shirt Says](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/says/): Type what it says. Pick how it looks.
- [Nutrition Facts](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/facts/): Your person as a nutrition label. Serving size: 1 dad.
- [Fair Warning](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/warning/): A safety sign for the one thing everyone should know about you.
- [Overheard](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/overheard/): Something your people actually said, on a shirt, with the receipt.
- [Alma Mater](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/varsity/): A college sweatshirt from a school that doesn't exist.
- [Defined](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/defined/): Your word, defined. Dictionary style.
- [Fake Local](https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/local/): Merch from a local business that doesn't exist.