{
  "name": "Made Up Merch",
  "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/",
  "orderingOpen": false,
  "kinds": {
    "pillow": "Pillows",
    "hat": "Hats",
    "sticker": "Stickers & patches",
    "knit": "Knits",
    "tee": "Shirts with words",
    "wear": "Things to wear",
    "wall": "Walls & mugs",
    "game": "Puzzles & flags"
  },
  "sites": [
    {
      "id": "skyline",
      "name": "The Skyline",
      "line": "Drop a pin. Get a pillow shaped like the mountains you see from there.",
      "product": "Shaped pillow",
      "kind": "pillow",
      "color": "#2FD3A0",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/skyline/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/skyline.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Pillows"
    },
    {
      "id": "house",
      "name": "Home Sweet Pillow",
      "line": "A photo of a house becomes a pillow cut along its roof.",
      "product": "Shaped pillow",
      "kind": "pillow",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/house/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/house.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Pillows"
    },
    {
      "id": "snack",
      "name": "Big Snack",
      "line": "Type your usual order. Get it as a giant pillow.",
      "product": "Shaped pillow, stickers, magnets",
      "kind": "pillow",
      "color": "#FF4F2E",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/snack/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/snack.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Pillows"
    },
    {
      "id": "bubble",
      "name": "Left On Read",
      "line": "A text message as a pillow, read receipt and all.",
      "product": "Shaped pillow, stickers, magnets",
      "kind": "pillow",
      "color": "#9AB8FF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/bubble/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/bubble.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Pillows"
    },
    {
      "id": "bighead",
      "name": "Big Head",
      "line": "Their head, huge, like the cutouts at a game.",
      "product": "Shaped pillow",
      "kind": "pillow",
      "color": "#FF8AD8",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/bighead/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/bighead.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Pillows"
    },
    {
      "id": "club",
      "name": "The Club",
      "line": "A fake yacht club for your one problem, with a Latin motto.",
      "product": "Embroidered hat, beanie or patch",
      "kind": "hat",
      "color": "#9AB8FF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/club/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/club.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Hats"
    },
    {
      "id": "badges",
      "name": "Merit Badges",
      "line": "Scout badges for grown-up stuff, like doing your taxes.",
      "product": "Sticker sheet, holo sticker or patch",
      "kind": "sticker",
      "color": "#2FD3A0",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/badges/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/badges.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Stickers & patches"
    },
    {
      "id": "sweater",
      "name": "Ugly Sweater",
      "line": "Your pet's face, knitted into a holiday sweater.",
      "product": "Knit sweater, pet sweater, beanie",
      "kind": "knit",
      "color": "#FF4F2E",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/sweater/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/sweater.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Knits"
    },
    {
      "id": "says",
      "name": "Shirt Says",
      "line": "Type what it says. Pick how it looks.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#FF4F2E",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/says/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/says.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/says/?line=FULLY+BOOKED&line=EMOTIONALLY&line=UNTIL+SPRING&look=block&shirt=tee&color=black&size=L",
        "params": {
          "line": {
            "kind": "list",
            "doc": "A line of text, top to bottom. Up to 4 lines, 60 characters each."
          },
          "look": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The layout: block, echo, retro, typewriter, varsity, pocket, blackletter, label.",
            "choices": [
              "block",
              "echo",
              "retro",
              "typewriter",
              "varsity",
              "pocket",
              "blackletter",
              "label"
            ]
          },
          "font": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Optional font id; each look offers three, anything else falls back to the look's default.",
            "choices": [
              "archivo",
              "anton",
              "oswald",
              "inter-black",
              "inter-semibold",
              "inter",
              "bevan",
              "alfa",
              "graduate",
              "rye",
              "shrikhand",
              "bagel",
              "pacifico",
              "hand",
              "playfair",
              "playfair-italic",
              "fraunces",
              "caslon",
              "typewriter",
              "courier",
              "courier-bold",
              "blackletter"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Ink colour: white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown. An ink that won't show on the shirt is swapped for one that does.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          },
          "ink2": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Optional second ink (alternate lines, outlines, the label maker's letters).",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "facts",
      "name": "Nutrition Facts",
      "line": "Your person as a nutrition label. Serving size: 1 dad.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#2FD3A0",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/facts/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/facts.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/facts/?title=Grandpa+Facts&servings=1+serving+per+porch&serving=1+grandpa&cal=Naps&calnum=6&row=Fishing+stories;40g;80%25&row=%2BTold+twice;20g;40%25&row=Patience;900g;450%25&layout=classic&ink=black&shirt=heavy&color=ivory&size=L",
        "params": {
          "title": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The label's title, e.g. \"Grandpa Facts\". Up to 20 characters; \"Nutrition Facts\" if left out. Any field left out of a link with words in it is blank, so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "servings": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional line under the title (\"1 serving per household\"). Up to 36 characters."
          },
          "serving": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "What follows \"Serving size\" (\"1 dad\"). Up to 30 characters."
          },
          "cal": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The big line's word. Up to 12 characters; \"Calories\" if left out."
          },
          "calnum": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The big line's number (\"9000\"). Up to 7 characters."
          },
          "row": {
            "kind": "rows",
            "doc": "A nutrient row, top to bottom: name;amount;%DV (e.g. \"Dad jokes;300g;400%\"). A leading \"+\" indents it as a sub-row of the row above. Required: 2 to 10 rows; name up to 24, amount 10, %DV 6 characters."
          },
          "footnote": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional footnote under the rows. Up to 100 characters."
          },
          "ingredients": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional \"Ingredients:\" line under the label. Up to 150 characters."
          },
          "layout": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The layout: classic, open, compact (classic: boxed, 10 in wide; open: no box, bigger type; compact: boxed, 6.6 in, high on the chest).",
            "choices": [
              "classic",
              "open",
              "compact"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Ink colour: white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown. An ink that won't show on the shirt is swapped for one that does.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "defined",
      "name": "Defined",
      "line": "Your word, defined. Dictionary style.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#FF8AD8",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/defined/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/defined.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/defined/?word=grandpa&pron=GRAN-pah&pos=noun&def=A+man+who+naps+through+the+game+he+insisted+on+watching.&def=Keeper+of+butterscotch.&example=Grandpa+is+just+resting+his+eyes.&also=recliner%2C+the+weather+channel&look=classic&ink=black&shirt=tee&color=heather-dust&size=L",
        "params": {
          "word": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The headword, printed big: a real word, a name or one you made up. Required; up to 20 characters. Any field left out of a link with words in it is blank, so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "pron": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "How it sounds, in plain letters with the stressed part in capitals (\"NAP-uh-tyte\"), not IPA; the slashes are added for you. Up to 32 characters. Left out, it's guessed from the word."
          },
          "pos": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Part of speech, e.g. noun, verb, adjective, adverb, exclamation, plural noun, proper noun, phrase, or your own (\"verb (informal)\"). Up to 18 characters."
          },
          "def": {
            "kind": "list",
            "doc": "A definition, numbered in order. Required: 1 to 3, up to 90 characters each. The pocket look prints only the first."
          },
          "example": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional example sentence, in italics. Up to 80 characters. Not printed by the pocket look."
          },
          "also": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional last line (\"couch, blanket, five more minutes\"). Up to 44 characters. Not printed by the pocket look."
          },
          "alsokind": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "What the last line is labelled: see (\"see also\", the default), syn (\"synonyms\") or ant (\"opposite\").",
            "choices": [
              "see",
              "syn",
              "ant"
            ]
          },
          "look": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The layout: classic, typewriter, modern, stacked, pocket (pocket is small on the left chest).",
            "choices": [
              "classic",
              "typewriter",
              "modern",
              "stacked",
              "pocket"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Ink colour: white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown. An ink that won't show on the shirt is swapped for one that does.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "warning",
      "name": "Fair Warning",
      "line": "A safety sign for the one thing everyone should know about you.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/warning/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/warning.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/warning/?word=CAUTION&message=Will+talk+about+his+smoker.&small=Brisket+updates+may+continue+for+up+to+14+hours.&icon=grill&layout=landscape&shirt=tee&color=white&size=L",
        "params": {
          "message": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The warning itself (\"Will talk about his smoker.\"). Required; up to 64 characters. Any word field left out of a link with words in it is blank (the signal word defaults to WARNING), so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "word": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The signal word in the header, printed in capitals. Up to 12 characters; WARNING if left out. DANGER comes in red, WARNING comes in orange, CAUTION comes in yellow, NOTICE comes in blue, HEADS UP comes in pink, ATTENTION comes in black, FYI comes in green, BEWARE comes in black unless tone says otherwise."
          },
          "small": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional small print under the warning. Up to 60 characters. Prints only on the landscape and portrait layouts."
          },
          "tone": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Header colour: red (Danger red), orange (Warning orange), yellow (Caution yellow), blue (Notice blue), green (Safety green), black (Black and yellow), pink (Hi-vis pink).",
            "choices": [
              "red",
              "orange",
              "yellow",
              "blue",
              "green",
              "black",
              "pink"
            ]
          },
          "icon": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The pictogram: none, alert, talk, coffee, sleep, flame, grill, fish, controller, guitar, wine, beer, paw, bone, cat, dumbbell, bottle, mic, megaphone, music, book, plant, clock, phone, pizza, cookie, bolt, wrench, camera, tv, mountain, tent, sun, heart, yarn, dice, car. None if left out of a link with words in it.",
            "choices": [
              "none",
              "alert",
              "talk",
              "coffee",
              "sleep",
              "flame",
              "grill",
              "fish",
              "controller",
              "guitar",
              "wine",
              "beer",
              "paw",
              "bone",
              "cat",
              "dumbbell",
              "bottle",
              "mic",
              "megaphone",
              "music",
              "book",
              "plant",
              "clock",
              "phone",
              "pizza",
              "cookie",
              "bolt",
              "wrench",
              "camera",
              "tv",
              "mountain",
              "tent",
              "sun",
              "heart",
              "yarn",
              "dice",
              "car"
            ]
          },
          "lettering": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The lettering: signage, heavy, condensed.",
            "choices": [
              "signage",
              "heavy",
              "condensed"
            ]
          },
          "caps": {
            "kind": "bool",
            "doc": "1 to print the warning in ALL CAPS, 0 (the default) to print it as written."
          },
          "layout": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The sign: landscape, portrait, strip, pocket (landscape: 11 in wide across the chest; portrait: tall, big pictogram on top; strip: a long label; pocket: a 3.75 in sticker on the left chest).",
            "choices": [
              "landscape",
              "portrait",
              "strip",
              "pocket"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "overheard",
      "name": "Overheard",
      "line": "Something your people actually said, on a shirt, with the receipt.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#9AB8FF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/overheard/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/overheard.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/overheard/?quote=I+have+a+system.+Nobody+touch+the+system.&who=Dad&when=the+garage%2C+2023&look=transcript&ink=black&shirt=tee&color=white&size=L",
        "params": {
          "quote": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "What they said, without quote marks (each look adds its own; straight quotes and -- become curly quotes and dashes). Required; up to 140 characters. Any field left out of a link with words in it is blank, so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "who": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Who said it: a first name or a role (\"Mom\", \"my boss\"), never a famous person. Up to 24 characters."
          },
          "when": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional when or where (\"Thanksgiving 2024\"). Up to 36 characters."
          },
          "look": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "How it's typed up: serif, transcript, note, subtitle, receipt, pocket (serif: big quote; transcript: a deposition; note: handwritten; subtitle: a movie caption; receipt: a till receipt; pocket: small, on the left chest).",
            "choices": [
              "serif",
              "transcript",
              "note",
              "subtitle",
              "receipt",
              "pocket"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Ink colour: white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown. Ignored by the subtitle look; an ink that won't show on the shirt is swapped for one that does.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          },
          "caption": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Subtitle look only: caption colour, white or yellow; white is the default.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "yellow"
            ]
          },
          "qa": {
            "kind": "bool",
            "doc": "Transcript look only: 1 sets it as Q. and A. (\"In your own words.\") instead of a speaker label; 0 is the default."
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "local",
      "name": "Fake Local",
      "line": "Merch from a local business that doesn't exist.",
      "product": "Tee, long sleeve, crewneck or hoodie",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/local/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/local.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/local/?name=Pete%27s+Pickles+%26+Panic&sells=Brine+%C2%B7+Dill+%C2%B7+Dread&est=1974&town=Toledo%2C+OH&phone=419-555-0131&slogan=Kind+Of+A+Big+Dill&look=badge&kind=diner&ink=navy&ink2=red&shirt=heavy&color=butter&size=L",
        "params": {
          "name": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The made-up business's name. Required; up to 28 characters. No real chains. Any field left out of a link with words in it is blank, so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "sells": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "What they sell (\"Live Bait · Cold Beer\"). Up to 40 characters."
          },
          "est": {
            "kind": "int",
            "doc": "The year it was established, 1800 to 2099."
          },
          "town": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Town, state (\"Tulsa, OK\"). Up to 26 characters."
          },
          "phone": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional phone number. Only the fictional 555-0100 to 555-0199 block prints (e.g. 918-555-0142; any area code); digits, spaces and ( ) . + - only, up to 16 characters."
          },
          "slogan": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Optional slogan. Up to 40 characters. The pocket look doesn't print it."
          },
          "look": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The look: badge, script, western, roadside, diner, pocket (badge: a circle badge; script: painted script; western: wanted-poster letters and a ribbon; roadside: a sign on two posts; diner: two-tone script; pocket: small on the left chest).",
            "choices": [
              "badge",
              "script",
              "western",
              "roadside",
              "diner",
              "pocket"
            ]
          },
          "kind": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The kind of place, which picks the ornaments: diner, bait, tire, bowling, motel, carwash, bbq, hardware, gym, bar.",
            "choices": [
              "diner",
              "bait",
              "tire",
              "bowling",
              "motel",
              "carwash",
              "bbq",
              "hardware",
              "gym",
              "bar"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Main ink (the sign itself on the roadside look): white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          },
          "ink2": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Second ink (the sign's letters on the roadside look, the ribbon on the western look). Inks that won't show on the shirt or the sign are swapped for a pair that does.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "varsity",
      "name": "Alma Mater",
      "line": "A college sweatshirt from a school that doesn't exist.",
      "product": "Crewneck, hoodie or tee",
      "kind": "tee",
      "color": "#2C4BFF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/varsity/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/varsity.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Shirts with words",
      "designLink": {
        "example": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/varsity/?school=University+of+Napping&dept=Department+of+Couches&est=1999&motto=Dormio+Ergo+Sum&number=99&look=arch&ink=navy&accent=red&shirt=crew&color=sand&size=L",
        "params": {
          "school": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The made-up school's name (\"University of Overthinking\"). Required; up to 36 characters. No real schools, teams or their mottos. Any field left out of a link with words in it is blank, so give every line you want printed."
          },
          "dept": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Department or major. Up to 36 characters. Printed by the arch, stacked, athletic, script, pocket looks."
          },
          "est": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "The founding year or anything short (\"1994\", \"Last Tuesday\"); printed as EST. 1994. Up to 12 characters."
          },
          "motto": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Motto, faux Latin welcome. Up to 36 characters. Printed by the arch, stacked, seal looks."
          },
          "number": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Class year or jersey number (\"26\", \"00\"). Up to 4 characters. Printed by the athletic look."
          },
          "initials": {
            "kind": "text",
            "doc": "Seal look only: the monogram, up to 3 letters. Left out, it's the school's initials."
          },
          "look": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "The look: arch (The name arched over one big word); stacked (Small caps, one huge slab word, small caps); seal (A ring of type round your initials); athletic (Property of. Big number. Gym class energy); script (School-spirit script with a swoosh); pocket (Small on the left chest. Quietly smug).",
            "choices": [
              "arch",
              "stacked",
              "seal",
              "athletic",
              "script",
              "pocket"
            ]
          },
          "ink": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Lettering ink: white, cream, black, charcoal, red, tomato, orange, mustard, lemon, kelly, forest, sky, cobalt, navy, bubblegum, hotpink, lilac, brown. An ink that won't read on the shirt is swapped for black or white.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          },
          "accent": {
            "kind": "choice",
            "doc": "Trim ink (shadows, outlines, stars), same ids. Swapped for a collegiate colour that shows if it won't read on the shirt.",
            "choices": [
              "white",
              "cream",
              "black",
              "charcoal",
              "red",
              "tomato",
              "orange",
              "mustard",
              "lemon",
              "kelly",
              "forest",
              "sky",
              "cobalt",
              "navy",
              "bubblegum",
              "hotpink",
              "lilac",
              "brown"
            ]
          }
        },
        "garmentParams": {
          "shirt": "Shirt type: tee, heavy, ringer, long, crew, hoodie.",
          "color": "Shirt colour id, lowercase with hyphens (black, white, heather-dust, sport-grey). An unknown colour falls back to the first one.",
          "size": "Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL."
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "id": "tour",
      "name": "The Tour of Your Life",
      "line": "Your year on the back of a metal band tour tee.",
      "product": "T-shirt",
      "kind": "wear",
      "color": "#16151A",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/tour/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/tour.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Things to wear"
    },
    {
      "id": "fannypack",
      "name": "Inside Joke Fanny Pack",
      "line": "Your group's inside joke, as a loud 90s pattern.",
      "product": "Fanny pack",
      "kind": "wear",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/fannypack/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/fannypack.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Things to wear"
    },
    {
      "id": "saint",
      "name": "Saint Mode",
      "line": "Turn a friend into a saint, halo and all.",
      "product": "Fanny pack",
      "kind": "wear",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/saint/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/saint.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Things to wear"
    },
    {
      "id": "crew",
      "name": "The Bachelor(ette) Collection",
      "line": "One face on a whole table of merch. Everyone orders their own.",
      "product": "Tee, fanny pack, socks, flag, poster",
      "kind": "wear",
      "color": "#FF8AD8",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/crew/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/crew.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Things to wear"
    },
    {
      "id": "goodboy",
      "name": "Good Boy Wallpaper",
      "line": "Your pet, dressed up and repeated all over a blanket, socks or a tee.",
      "product": "Throw, bandana, socks, all-over tee",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#2FD3A0",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/goodboy/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/goodboy.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "tapestry",
      "name": "Group Chat Tapestry",
      "line": "The worst moment in your group chat, woven like the Bayeux Tapestry.",
      "product": "Wall tapestry",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#FF4F2E",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/tapestry/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/tapestry.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "manuscript",
      "name": "The Illuminated Manuscript",
      "line": "Your group chat written out by a monk, with snails in the margins.",
      "product": "Poster or canvas",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#9AB8FF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/manuscript/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/manuscript.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "frieze",
      "name": "The Frieze",
      "line": "Your group chat painted on a Greek vase.",
      "product": "Mug, tumbler, tee or wrapping paper",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#FF4F2E",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/frieze/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/frieze.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "court",
      "name": "Courtroom Sketch",
      "line": "Put your roommate on trial. Get the courtroom sketch.",
      "product": "Framed print",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#FFD23F",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/court/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/court.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "sky",
      "name": "The Sky That Night",
      "line": "The real weather and moon from any night since 1940.",
      "product": "Poster",
      "kind": "wall",
      "color": "#16151A",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/sky/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/sky.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Walls & mugs"
    },
    {
      "id": "flag",
      "name": "Flag Foundry",
      "line": "Make up a country. Design its flag. Fly it.",
      "product": "Flag",
      "kind": "game",
      "color": "#2C4BFF",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/flag/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/flag.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Puzzles & flags"
    },
    {
      "id": "puzzle",
      "name": "Find Dave",
      "line": "Hide your friend in a crowd and make the family find them.",
      "product": "Jigsaw puzzle",
      "kind": "game",
      "color": "#2FD3A0",
      "url": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/puzzle/",
      "image": "https://madeupmerch.jackmccarthy020.workers.dev/_hub/img/products/puzzle.webp",
      "kindLabel": "Puzzles & flags"
    }
  ]
}